James Feenstra was born on a cold day in November after several minutes of coaxing by a doctor with a nasty pair of forceps. He severely objected to being pulled screaming and naked into the world at the time, and his opinion on this matter has not changed in 27 years.

James has spent a great deal of time playing drums, cutting his teeth on anything and everything from rock bands to orchestras. He does not, however, need more cowbell and neither do you.

James is not ticklish, but has been known to dress in drag on occasion and cavort with people of a less-than-savory nature.

James has seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup and believes there is drama of Shakespearean-magnitude at work there.

In addition to drumming in award-winning marching and jazz bands, James has designed award-winning newspapers, drawn award-winning cartoons, and worked on award-winning ad campaigns. He is, frankly, positively tired of the f-ing awards. Please send raspberry jam for all future accolades.

He designed this website, and is currently typing in the third person.