Samuel B. Lupowitz was raised by wolves, weaned on the comedy of the Marx Brothers, and inspired by the music of the Beatles. During his early adolescence in Reading, Pennsylvania, Sam also fell under the spell of such classic rock luminaries as Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel, and Elton John, and from then on all hope was lost for the young man.

Sam is the creator and sole proprietor of a large collection of terrible puns. These puns are so terrible that their recitation is specifically prohibited by the Geneva Conventions.

Sam both sings and plays bass, sometimes even at the same time. No stranger to the stage, Sam began his career fronting a band called Easily Amused. Easily Amused is notable for having both Ben and Mark before either of them knew how to play guitar. That’s about all it’s notable for, really.

In recent years Sam has opened up to newer influences and heavier music,
with his penchant for piano pop-rock balanced by a firm love of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica and Rage Against the Machine.

Currently Sam bides his time waiting for the apocalypse and knitting sweaters by the fireside (just kidding). He also writes for musical theater (not kidding, but we wish we were).

He is a Virgo. Draw your own conclusions about that.